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Ribs- The Best You've Heard

Thought this might make an interesting thread, for those of you not in the know

from Wikipedia: Rib: practical jokes played by or on wrestlers.[1] Wrestlers spend a lot of time together in close quarters and often resort to practical jokes, either to break the monotony or to get revenge for real or imagined wrongs.

One of the best i've heard was from the 'Are We There Yet' WWE book...

Back in 2000 Brisco had Coach start a pool for the new football season. The guys would place 10 dollar bets. Later on at a show taping one of the security guards went to Coach and told him the police had a warrant for his arrest for illegal gambling. The cops escort Coach from the building but they stop at McMahon's office to inform him of Coach's arrest. He tells McMahon it's because of a football pool and Vince becomes livid. The officer asks if McMahon if he'll be bailing Coach out or get him a lawyer but McMahon say Coach is on his own. The cop asks if they should hide the fact he's cuffed Vince agreed and tossed a pair of his under shorts at Coach's head. They leave with every one looking on, Coach with Vince's underwear covering his hands. They get out to the car and pull out but a called back to the arena and everyone is outside the arena laughing at Coach
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I think it was Sting who had to spend hours under the ring so he could pop out of it in the main event in the days of Nitro. So Curt Henning shit in a bucket and put it under the ring before Sting went in, so it was there the whole time, funny stuff.
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Shawn Michaels habit of shitting on people's food, in people's travel bags...seems Shawn had a shit fetish.
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Re: Ribs- The Best You've Heard

Not particularly imaginative, but Daivari having a flight attendant announce it was Billy Gunn's 65th birthday on a plane always makes me laugh.
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Re: Ribs- The Best You've Heard

funny one i heard recently:
mr perfect dropping a laxative or something like that in yokozunas's drink while on an airplane. he ended up getting the shits but yoko was so big he didn't fit in the toilet so they had to set up bags so he could shit and put newspaper on the floor.
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Shawn Michaels habit of shitting on people's food, in people's travel bags...seems Shawn had a shit fetish.
wasn't that sean waltman?

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Not particularly imaginative, but Daivari having a flight attendant announce it was Billy Gunn's 65th birthday on a plane always makes me laugh.
If I remember correctly, Daivari got pulled in front of the 'Wrestlers Court' for this, since he was a rookie at the time and pulling something like this on a veteran was a bad idea. I think he had to buy the whole locker room beer or something as his punishment
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Re: Ribs- The Best You've Heard

Vince McMahon allegedly pulled something hilarious with the help of Shawn Michaels and a few of his boys some cold November night in '97... Don’t think the details ever surfaced though.

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Re: Ribs- The Best You've Heard

lol heard of a few great ones about Owen Hart - like the time he phoned his Dad's hotel room, pretending to be an old shooter Stu knew - then he started saying shit like "YOU KNOW STU, I COULDA FUCKIN' TOOK YOU IF I WANTED TO!" to the point that Stu was raging and wanting to fight the motherfucker lol - then he just sat down with a resigned look on his face like "the little fucker got me".

Another was Mick Foley and I think it might have been Austin (correct me if I'm wrong) bunking up with DDP - they kept doing crazy shit to piss him off to get him to snap. Like they stole all his towels, then he phoned down like where's the fucking towels - so they send up more - Austin and Mick stole most of them except for the little hand towels - DDP is like FUCKING THIS IS WHAT THEY SENT lol. They eventually cracked him by placing a whole tray of cookies some poor fan made them under his bed sheet so he'd lie on them to sleep lol.

I also always enjoy reading of Mick's tormenting to Al Snow back in the day. I recently read Foley Is Good for the first time and in it he told a story about when they were on a plane - and he got the Stewardess to say over the speaker "We are proud and happy at America Airlines to welcome to our flight the WWF superstars... and Al Snow" lol.

There's better ones but these three just sprang to mind.
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I think it was Jericho, can't really remember how the story went but I'm pretty sure in the end he gave Christian's number to a stalker.
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