Don't worry, Hardy has a things to do list and WWE is on the bottom.
1. Get high
2. Buy some munchies
3. Die hair
4. Get high again
5. Show up to TNA taping and do something "charismatic"
6. Forget to go to court trial
7. Get high
8. Go get snacks off brother, he looks like he's got plenty
9. Remember to show up for court this time
10.Wrestle again in WWE
Last time i was in San Francisco i went downtown lookin for a womun, you know what i mean? I WANTED A WOMUN!!! I COULDN'T FIND NO WOMUN!! I FOUND A LOTTA MEN THAT LOOKED LIKE WIMMIN!!!!!