Heel Turn on James Ellsworth
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Cul-de-Sac
Re: Funny wrestling pictures.
JOHN CENA RUBBER BRACELETS!
Hey, we know it's tough being a John Cena fan these days. And we know some of the kids at your school actually have hair in strange places now, but you don't. We can't help you there, but we can try and help you not get your ass kicked too severely. Introducing special monogrammed John Cena bracelets. So, get the word (WORD) out, because there are three currently available! If you're a staunch unabashed supporter of the Doctor of Thuganomics, try the "Never Been Laid" version. Stand up for your boy! Whether you're ten years old,or just a plain fat and ugly woman, now you can show your support for John with this bracelet, and defiantly yell "Yes, I'm a virgin and no one loves me. But I'm a member of the chain gang and that means something. I think." (it might actually be better if you didn't say that on second thought.). Also available: "This isn't mine. I swear!" and "Please Don't Kick My Ass" for those closeted fans who are afraid of backlash, or are quite frankly tired of spending 2/3rds of the day housed in their locker! (perhaps if you educated your feet ala Rob Van Dam you'd be able to run faster!)
Order now, and we'll throw in a complimentary "lock pick" for easy locker escapes, and an autographed picture of John swimming in a vault filled with money! Order now!
Quote of the Century
Bryan Danielson (to Cena): YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!!
Created 2/23/2010 - Not Removing Until:
* Bryan Danielson wins a WWE Title (NOC 9/19/10 - Makes Miz Tap to win US Title)
* RAW puts on an actual decent Diva's Match (RAW 6/21/10 - Natalaya vs. Tamina was decent til it got interupted)
* The Mean Street Posse Returns
* Christian Wins Money In The Bank
* Miz Losses All of his Titles (RAW 4/26/10 Lost Tag Titles & 5/17/10 Lost US Title)
* Randy Savage goes into the Hall of Fame
WWE Night of Champions: Section 116, Row J, Seats 1-3
WWE Money in the Bank: Section 110, Row J, Seats 3-6
WWE Elimination Chamber: Section 1, Row K, Seats 13-14
WWE Extreme Rules: Section 112, Row M, Seats 5-10
WWE Payback: Section 9, Row 6, Seats 9-11