Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Apr 2013
Re: Who is the funniest wrestler of all time?
Bobby the Brain Heenan
Jesse the Body Ventura
everyone else is grade school and yo mamma jokes compared to them
"Denizens of duress, people of longing, poor forgotten children of despair! Fear not! JACK RISING is here! Savior of kings, champion of masses, the memory of the world, theee greatest wrastler you have nee-ver seen, has come down from his white steel trojan horse, to bring greatness to your lives! On the first day I say let there be wrastlin, on the 2nd day power slams, the 3rd day mighty elbow drops, the 4th day chair shots, the 5th day let the children dream, the men scream, and the women cream! the 6th day let there be thunderous applause, and on the 7th day I do not REST! Bloodied and broken, from the mat to the turnbuckle, to the fans in the stands I yell LET THERE BE MORE! Rise to it chump." (my promo)