#1
·
Aug 22, 2013
Simple stuff: one makes a question, user below gives a tattered (not factual) excuse as an answer.
For example:
U1: Will you buy me a PS4 when it comes out?
U2: I hate videogames so no.
OR:
U1: Why was Pearl Harbor so critically panned?
U2: Because it had asians in it. People in the world HATE them.
Got it? Come up with funny and original stuff.
Why wasn't the Dreamcast succesful?
#8
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because she uses special cream from a certain someone :HHH2
Why are people looking forward to Grand Theft Auto V?
#16
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because he has a shield of 13-year-old girls to protect him.
Why did my foot get stung by stinging nettles?
#2
·
Aug 22, 2013
Because people didn't dream about it.
Why is Cena so hated?
#3
·
Aug 22, 2013
Because for he can't even do a proper dropkick
Why spending time on a forum whilst there is so much to discover outside the Internet?
#5
·
Aug 22, 2013
Because this is the web's funniest website - Kelly Kelly Fan's (now banned) antics alone prove it :kobe
Why was KKF banned?
0
Reply
#4
·
Aug 22, 2013
Simple stuff: one makes a question, user below gives a tattered (not factual) excuse as an answer.
For example:
U1: Why was Pearl Harbor so critically panned?
Because they bombed the Germans :steiner2
#7
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because the Shark told you to.
Why does Steph look good all the time no matter how old she is?
#9
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because it's going to suck and we can't wait to see how bad it is
Why do you like Justin Bieber?
#10
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because unlike me, a loser who isn't rich, he is filthy rich and has millions of girls getting wet for him.
Why'd you eat your own throw up?
#11
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because I got high :ron1
Why is Gandhi called cousin fucker?
#12
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because technically all humans are related.
Why did Gandhi cross the road?
#13
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because he wanted to go to the mall on the other side :durant
Why does ODB turn you on?
#14
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because she may have a 7 inch cock
Why does Smackdown suck?
#15
·
Aug 23, 2013
It's ADR infecting it with his heel turn.
Why is Justin Bieber alive, but SRV bit the bullet?
#17
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because they think you're special.
Why is poop called poop?
#18
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because calling it steamy goodness lead to some unfortunate events
Why can't I get a gf?
#19
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because you like it in the ass.
Why were the girls crying when they were making out?
#20
·
Aug 23, 2013
Probably because they knew the picture was going to make the rounds in rep messages on WF.
Why is my wife suddenly craving lemon drops?
#22
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because you're fat.
Why does Brock never get chants or cheers?
#23
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because he threatened everyone with death by snoo snoo.
Why is Ben Affleck Batman?
#24
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because you have a vagina.
edit: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Why is Barrett getting buried?
#27
·
Aug 23, 2013
Because you've been brainwashed by the Zero Church.
Why has it been too hot lately?
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.