Today I went to the Friday prayer at our local mosque pretending I'm a muslim.I do this every Friday when I feel like listening to what the sheik "muslim priest" has to say,I guess I'm lying to all the muslims in that mosque since non muslims aren't allowed inside mosques but since people at my area think I'm muslim I get away with it.
When was the last time you hit on somebody?
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry;
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.