Today I went to the Friday prayer at our local mosque pretending I'm a muslim.I do this every Friday when I feel like listening to what the sheik "muslim priest" has to say,I guess I'm lying to all the muslims in that mosque since non muslims aren't allowed inside mosques but since people at my area think I'm muslim I get away with it.
When was the last time you hit on somebody?
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil diggle, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.