Shooting the birds down from the trees
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Re: Find a dumb post from the poster above you game
Originally Posted by Whap Me Jungles
So I've been going to an increasing number of parties lately, and one particular chick has started coming on to me. How can this be a bad thing, you ask. Well let me tell you.
This one is painfully fucking manly. Really. Such that has never been seen by any human being before. She started off, when I first met her, looking like a thinner Velma out of Scooby Doo (only more masculine, complete with borderline pubescent male voice and everything), but has recently got a weird Justin Bieber like haircut, meaning not even someone who was a gay in denial could want her in that way. We've been friends for a while, but I'm really getting worried by her behaviours. I'm pretty sure she's bi, but she's been turning exclusively to me these days.
I've decided that this has to stop, as it's getting more and more disturbing. So I ask you:
Which kind of murder weapon is the least suspicious?