That is a no-brainer. One of these men is among the Nine Worthies of Chivalry, the other spends the entirety of the war he started hiding under his bed.
Hector, and fate be damned.
But his bow lets loose the arrow that strikes Achilles down, with Apollo's aid, while Hector is humiliated around the walls of Troy.
Personally, I hate Paris. Hector was cool, save for his end.
I had this dream of bringing The Iliad to life on screen, and then they made that atrocity which was Troy with Brad fucking Pitt as Achilles. My heart has remained broken to this day.
I had Stallone as Achilles, Arnold as Hector and Mel Gibson as Odysseus.
And, wait for it, Wesley fucking Snipes as Diomedes.
"I'm a fucking God, Diomedes, fuck off!"
Coconut, although piper might disagree.
Better on the mic? Jake Roberts or Randy Savage?
Better from the top rope, Punk's Savage homage flying elbow, or Cena's flying leg drop to the back of someone's head?