Our Adrian, which art in Minnesota
Hallowed be thy pigskin.
Thy Metrodome come.
Thy will be touchdown. On turf as it is in Minneapolis.
Give us this day our daily TOUCHDOWN ADRIAN PETERSON.
And forgive us our doubts, as we forgive those noobs that don't believe.
And lead us not into 3rd and 10
But deliver us from fail.
For thine is the speed, the power, and the win for ever and ever. Amen.
"Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breath their final breath. And if what that man did in his life, makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them believe deeper in something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalised by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory, of those who honour him and make whatever the man did live forever."