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Originally Posted by UnDeFeatedKing

Being sorry for walls just because he got called really ugly(still btw) won`t help. It probably help thicken his skin, which everyone needs, and you have to be able to carry on in life during those moments and situations. If that happened to me I`d probably smack the bitch, but since Walls is a bitch he probably went into the bathroom and cried like a bitch.

How DARE you.

I laughed at her back then but now I would just wrap my dick around her neck and start her up like a fucking lawn mower.

Originally Posted by JBL_Wrestling_God

The most popular girl in the school thing is awful and I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Highschool is filled with bullshit and it seems like 75% of the people are fake. Were you trying to make a move on the girl or something? What the hell happened?

I agree about the personality thing towards woman and being able to make them laugh. I'm real young only 18 years old and havent had any type of luck with woman either so that's why I'm trying to get guys like Cole Phelps to stay strong because I can relate. I can see what you are saying though about making them laugh and all of that because I believe about 70 or 80% of what woman want is just a good guy to talk to and just to be confortable with personality wise. Having good lucks never hurts but I don't think you are going to get denied solely based off looks unless you are dealing with a stuckup bitch like perhaps the popular bitch in your highschool. I try to be funny and try to connect with girls in a weird way sometimes and even when I think I'm doing ok I stil sense a bad vibe from woman and can't get anything going worth a shit. Even if I'm not attracted to a girl and I'm just trying to get conversation going to be friends it's a little difficult because what the fuck am I supposed to talk to them about? I usually talk to guys about sports or some type of guy shit but I'm not interested in what your averge girl is interested in. About the big dick thing, I'm 6"3 and I workout and have a reasonable body but the downtown area is not something my daddy blessed me with unfortunately but that's just something the girl is just going to have to work around you know? Anyways, Just thought I would drop down my thoughts towards the subject as well.

Doesn't come from your father, at least not in my case. I found this out because my mother was going in my bathroom once and she found a condom wrapper and it was Magnum and my mother looked at me and said "....Well, at least you're nothing like your father in that area". To which I just stared at her.

I was exactly like you when I was younger. I always thought even when it was going well that something was wrong because it was going well, I had no self worth. I may not have ever gotten out of that rut but honestly I got my first gf and she was hot as fuck and for the first little while I was really self conscious, a too good to be true thing. But then eventually faded and now I have the ego that I do. But my ego is different, I call it a Functioning Ego. Kinda like a functioning alcoholic. I am extremely confidant in myself and everything about my self but I'm not vain or jaded. I don't think I'm god's gift to the world and I don't look down on people (not for their looks, anyway). So I guess maybe it isn't arrogance, maybe it's just extreme confidence. And the way I got that was by getting a gf and then just believing in yourself. You are young, so have a shit ton of time.

As far as what are you going to talk to them about, I have like zero in common with most women. I love to smoke weed, I love the UFC, I love video games and comic books and I fucking can't stand going out, nor can I stand clubs. But I've never had a problem talking to women once I got the confidence and I honestly think it's because I'm funny. All my previous gf's have told me that I'm very funny and that it was one of the reasons they got with me. I've heard that nice guys finish last and that is true, chicks don't want a pussy. But if you can not be a dick but not a pussy either and be funny on top of it, you should do well. Most of it I found was myself blocking myself from success and it was due to lack of confidence.

And I know I can sit here and write this shit out but once you get out there and a chick is in front of you, it can all melt away really quickly. You just have to be yourself, as gay and preachy as that sounds.

[IAmNotAJ]

Walls' advice is solid, but I think he's put too much thought into it.

The only thing that matters is being confident and portraying that confidence.

Girls don't like guys because they're funny, they like guys because they're confident. It just happens that some guys portray their confidence through their humor. If Cole (or whoever else is looking for help) isn't secure with their joke-telling, he shouldn't tell jokes when talking to a girls he likes because they will be able to sense his insecurity which will put them off big time. If Cole isn't secure with his joke telling, he should find something he is secure doing and play to his strengths.

Their are plenty of effective ways to catch a girl's attention, humor is only one of them. Intelligence, body language, flirtatious touching and strong eye contact are all very effective ways of getting a girls interested in you, when talking to them. As long as you are 100% comfortable and secure when doing whichever one you choose, that's the most important thing.

EDIT: On a weed related note, I had 3 cones of the most potent shit I've ever had last Saturday night (was drinking as well). Was actually (kinda sorta) tweaking for about 30mins and nothing made sense but at the same time everything was funny. A friend and I were trying to let my other friend's inside by telling them the security gate code (over phone) and I swear it was the hardest verbal task I've ever had to do (even though the code is only 4 numbers).

[j.konig]

cole you need to do some cocaine. see if your dealer can hook you up.

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He's angry enough, some coke may make him kill someone.

[AvonBarksdale]

COLE PHELPS COCAINE FEAT RICK ROSS

Rolling some J's for my work it is raining that is about it.

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I wish I had some, don't have any money for it until Friday.

[NightmareInc.]

Basically all day every day for the past two and a half years... It's equal to smoking a cigarette for me at this point unless I have the spare money to shell out for dank. I've always found it makes me more productive, but at the same time I wouldn't be outside of saying that I'm at least a little bit dependent on it... >> Also, I'm an art major... so smokin the reefer is kind of just how it goes...

[Cole Phelps]

Originally Posted by Walls

He's angry enough, some coke may make him kill someone.

im not angry im passionate

Originally Posted by Josh

cole you need to do some cocaine. see if your dealer can hook you up.

i agree with walls i'd probably kill someone if i snorted that shit

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Sacrificing the sacred plant to the fire gods currently, figuring out the universe. I have come to the conclusion that I really need to look into buying a house in the woods.

[Cole Phelps]

Im going to pay ten pin bowling stoned in a minute i hope i win . I played put put yesterday stoned and played really good but i still lost so today i get my rematch in bowling and i wont be fucking around