Heel Turn on James Ellsworth
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The Cabinet
Re: Getting high
So over the weekend my stoner buddy Lawrence came over and spent a night both Saturday and Sunday. Sunday was decently enough but Saturday was a story that I just have to share with you all so bare with me here and I will take criticism if needed but just try to stay with me........
So me and Lawrence start off the day with taking a walk too Gamestop so we can turn in a few video games and controllers and turn it in for money so we can buy some weed and than play in a texas holdem poker game with our friends later on in the day (yes we are that broke). While we are walking too gamestop in between a neighborhood, Lawrence's drug dealer calls him. Lawrence says "Hey I will sell you my Xbox360 controller if you get me a 10 sack and the dealer says "WAIT IT WORKS? nothing is wrong with it?" Lawrence says yea it completely fine than the guy says "Alright meet me at SaveMart and we will make the deal".
So me and Lawrence decide first we will turn in the games at Gamestop in order to get some extra cash for the Poker game and than we will make the deal and smoke. However, while in the middle of walking I realize that I left my ID at home and you need an ID in order to turn in games there for whatever reason. So me and Lawrence start arguing quite loudly saying "You forgot your ID...COME ON MAN how the hell did this happen" and than blah blah blah we are arguing for about 15 seconds UNTIL a 65 year old man standing outside of his house says "You guys need a ride?" We both looked at each other funny and were confused on if we should trust him or not. I mean this was pretty random and he could pull out a gun or knife if we get in the car with him. Lawrence claimed he had very good instincts and a good positive vibe on him so he suddently trusted him "Yeah can you take us too gamestop". The old man says "hold on let me get my keys". So while we are waiting for him I tell him I don't know if we should be fucking doing this because this shit could be potentially dangerous. Before you knew it the old man was walking out and ready to give us a ride. So I jut went along with it and said oh well let's go for it. He took us too gamestop and we find out ITS CLOSED.
Than all of a sudden Lawrence's dealer calls him back and says "So what games you got on it anyway?" than Lawrence replied "There's no games it's a damn controller". This idiot dealer says "Oh damn I thought it was a Xbox, No Deal." He really believed we were going to give him an Xbox for a 10 sack? We are desperate to drive with a stranger old man but not that desperate. So anyways we are really bummed out due to not having any weed or any money. So we just tell the old man thanks for the ride but take us back to your house and we will just walk back home, He agrees. He takes us back to his house and introduces himself to us and his name is Sam. So Sam starts going on and on and on about his cars all of a sudden. This guy has an intense obsession with cars and is one of those guys who can go on a 30 minute rant just about a fucking engine. I didn't really want too be disrespectful so I didn't cut him off and just let him ramble on until it was the right time to go. We get into some other conversations with Sam and all of a sudden Lawrence asks him "Did you smoke weed back in the day" than Sam replies "Anytime I can get it". So we thought that was interesting and Lawrence says "that's cool. Before you know it, this guy busts out a self made pipe that was made out of a fucking light bulb and has a big bag of medical weed. We were like holy fuck! This guy is a 65 year old man who just smokes himself out before he sleeps I guess. So than we start smoking away with a 65 year old man that we just met in his garage. His weed was pretty good as it was fucking me up big time (just a casual smoker) and while I'm fucked up Sam is just ranting and ranting in his garage about cars again for at least 30 - 45 minutes and I kept trying to interupt him saying we had to go but it didn't work.
So than he says "hold on I'll be back". The old man takes out set of at least 80 - 100 different personal pictures of the past cars in his life and just showed us picture by picture a 5 minute summary of each. I had no clue what on god green's earth he was talking about but he still had a pretty big bag of weed left. Lawrence says "You want too keep smoking or what?" The old man replies that he only takes two or three hits usually and he's good but we can take home some of his weed. He gave us our own personal box that we dumped the weed from the bag into and Lawrence didn't know how much weed he wanted us to take so he just slowly kept dumping more and more in the box while Sam was tapping him on the back as in *keep going, go for it" and before you know it Lawrence took poured all the weed that he had in the bag (probally at least 20 - 30 dollars worth I'd say).
Than this guy tells us to go in his backyard and we thought this was a little weird but since he gave us all the weed we thought it was only fair to return the favor and hang out with him a little longer. He shows us some random fucking cage in his backyard and it was kind of creepy but than he just explained it as something he built for his dogs or something but when the cage first popped up it it definitely took me off guard. I tell him I'm thirsty so I'm going to head out home. He says "you guys can get some water in my house if you want". So we walk into his house and his wife is sitting on the couch and he tells his wife "This is Richard (me) and Lawrence, two guys I saw just bitching at each other about whatever so I decided to give them a ride and hangout" We say hi to wife (who is probally about a 45 year old and overweight woman) than we walk too get some water. We get a drink of water and talk for another 10 minutes or so and than Lawrence and me tell him we got too get going but we may come over tomorrow. He tells us thats fine and he just needs to ask his wife so a 65 year old man is talking to his wife and I quote "Are we having anybody coming over tomorrow because these guys are going to come over and we are going to smoke some pot". I just was gigiling inside just the way he said it and how it came off to us was beyond hilarious. So we both agree and he gives us his number and we head out. While we are walking home I'm loudly expressing that the guy came off as weird and different (talking louder than I think because I was pretty out of it) and all of a sudden HE PULLS UP with his truck and says "Hey I need your guys number too man". We were like ummm ok I guess and I was thinking Lawrence would give him a wrong number or something but he gave the old man OUR REAL fucking numbers. Not too big of a deal but thought it was a little premature. Anyways, The guy heads out home and we played poker high as fuck with our buddies. Everybody thought we were idiots for trusting the old man and eventually leading too smoking with him. My thoughts are we took a big risk and there's no question about that but at the end of the day it was a good positive fun experience that you don't get to see everyday so if I had to do it all over again I would. Thoughts?
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