Originally Posted by Craig
Greatest cunting paragraph ever. Got some Frostys on me now actually, LIFE SHALL BE GOOD.
And yes, Malcolm being a Celtic fan still makes me fucking smirk.
"If you were a man I'd kick the living dog-shit out of you."
"If you were a man I'd be worried."
Could you imagine Patty and Malcolm in the same room? Malcolm making expletive remarks about her hymen and Patty casually stroking a glass of scotch not giving a fuck?