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**WOOLCOCK** · 01-25-2013, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Showtime

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' whether or not Hayley looks hot, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must agree that Hayley is indeed ugly! I rest my case, again.

Well fuck, Magic wins via TKO/referee stoppage. Sweet baby jesus this just reminded me of the sheer insanity of the Community Tribunal in the Swimming baths. Nothing makes sense, there's no discernable logic or fact of reason...and yet I am compelled to vote in your favour.

Oh as for his reasoning to live amongst the Ewoks: why does Andy talk to his mother about his preference of performing cunnilinguis on a female with a hint of pubis? Because he can. Ours is not to question why.

**Obfuscation** · 01-25-2013, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

I'll take 500 points for Jeff Winger?

Absolutely.

Not the poor excuse of a Jeff Winger rip-off Magic tried to pull. Not hard to conjure up something completely aberrant and then turn it on it's head towards the point you're meant to be talking about. I pull facts like that from my ass daily without even trying. You want to impress somebody, Magic? Then try and do something worthwhile for a change. That'll leave everyone speechless.

Besides, if you really wanted to leave me in the dust. We all know a Jar-Jar Binks being the Gungan delegate to the Galactic Senate is a much more perplexing question left off by the Star Wars universe enough to make the comparison to if that is factual, then Hayley Williams is ugly. Do your homework, kid.

**McQueen** · 01-25-2013, 08:13 PM

WOOLCOCK enjoying Mafia? Thought you would. Shame i've been busy and don't care about the theme. LOLSOCCER

BULLY · 01-25-2013, 08:13 PM

Kobe has a pretty sound work ethic when it comes to banging white girls.

**WOOLCOCK** · 01-25-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by McQueen

WOOLCOCK enjoying Mafia? Thought you would. Shame i've been busy and don't care about the theme. LOLSOCCER

Yeah its great so far, theme knowledge obviously plays a part for me. Shame you couldn't stick around, never got to follow through with my declaration of jihad at your expense

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Originally Posted by Hailsabin

We all know a Jar-Jar Binks being the Gungan delegate to the Galactic Senate is a much more perplexing question left off by the Star Wars universe enough to make the comparison to if that is factual, then Hayley Williams is ugly. Do your homework, kid.

This makes me want to find a fat nerd and punch the living daylights out of him. Its 2.15am and I'm trying to decipher sci fi talk. The high school prophecy of my falling popularity springs true.

Anyways I am goosed and hitting the hay, peace out.

**Red Viper** · 01-25-2013, 08:16 PM

TTT ABOUT TO DIE AGAIN.

The fact you didn't get the reference means you lose automatically, Cody.

**Obfuscation** · 01-25-2013, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

Yeah its great so far, theme knowledge obviously plays a part for me. Shame you couldn't stick around, never got to follow through with my declaration of jihad at your expense

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This makes me want to find a fat nerd and punch the living daylights out of him. Its 2.15am and I'm trying to decipher sci fi talk. The high school prophecy of my falling popularity springs true.

Anyways I am goosed and hitting the hay, peace out.

Garrett?

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Originally Posted by Showtime

TTT ABOUT TO DIE AGAIN.

The fact you didn't get the reference means you lose automatically, Cody.

Nah. I got it. The fact I was able to scoff off your attempt and retort back a better question proves why I'm better. It was off the top of my head too. Rolled right off my tongue. No effort required whatsoever.

**Obfuscation** · 01-25-2013, 09:41 PM

dammit. dead.

**McQueen** · 01-25-2013, 09:42 PM

Who's fault is that.

The Answer: Hayley Williams.

**Red Viper** · 01-25-2013, 09:44 PM

yeah, I can only look at her so much before vomiting. it hurts just looking at her.