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**WOOLCOCK** · 01-24-2013, 06:44 PM

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The Badlands, racing on a street, getting in my pink cadillac safe in the knowledge I'm born to run and that whilst my future may be uncertain I'll never get lost in the flood. Maybe I'll come find you in America some day, it'll probably be on Independence Day.

**The Lady Killer** · 01-24-2013, 06:45 PM

Impressive.

YOU THE MAN

**Obfuscation** · 01-24-2013, 06:47 PM

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You'll also aspire to write a Venture Bros. episode whereby the plot centres on Brock Samson, Dr Venture and the Monarch uniting to find the killer of Dr Girlfriend. Once Henry Killinger and his magical murder bag have been ruled out, they will discover the latest nemesis to be granted membership of GUILD to be behind the murder: The Lady Killer. His synopsis would be that he fucks bitches in the ass harder than Sgt. Hatred does to Dean & Hank Venture.

Its 0.35am here and I'm running empty, I think I might be going slowly insane.

I wonder if Greg would let Dr. Girlfriend speak before the dastardly crime would come forth. She does have a bit of a....stern tone.

**WOOLCOCK** · 01-24-2013, 06:47 PM

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Impressive.

YOU THE MAN

The Flair to my Arn. On account of the superior swag of course.

@ Cody.

. Oh man, I always thought it was going to be a running gag where the other characters were oblivious to her deep man voice, now I love the recurring gag where people speculate about the believability of her female genitalia.

**McQueen** · 01-24-2013, 06:54 PM

Only I am Arn. You all defer to my ARNNESS

**WOOLCOCK** · 01-24-2013, 06:56 PM

Can I be the Tully to your Arn then? Greg can be Bobby Eaton. Underrated and underappreciated by the masses, worshipped and reveared by those in the know.

**Obfuscation** · 01-24-2013, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK

The Flair to my Arn. On account of the superior swag of course.

@ Cody.

. Oh man, I always thought it was going to be a running gag where the other characters were oblivious to her deep man voice, now I love the recurring gag where people speculate about the believability of her female genitalia.

I was so hoping they'd do it too. It's like she's totally hot to everyone around and then BAM. That voice hits ya. Such a great joke even when it was subtle.

If Eric is ARN. WC is Tully. Greg is apparently both Flair & Eaton, well that leaves me being Barry Windham. I'm down. NATURAL ABILITY

**WOOLCOCK** · 01-24-2013, 07:03 PM

4 fucking Horsemen Baby. Now who's the JJ Dillon of the group? I'd go Cal. He's a point of contact for links and whatnot, or would that be Seabs? Though I always thought Seabs would want to be Paul E Dangerously or Jim Cornette.

**Obfuscation** · 01-24-2013, 07:05 PM

Cal is def JJ. Only JJ needs to be a bit more surly for it to be perfect.

Seabs as Jim Cornette makes me view him in a whole new light.

**WOOLCOCK** · 01-24-2013, 07:07 PM

I just remember Seabs pimping both men hard when he was watching a shit ton of WCW as two of the best non wrestling personalities of their time and adding so much to any match they were in. Seabs is of course far more restrained and less tempremental than good 'ol JC.

FWIW Andy can be Butch Reed, on account of being black, being a huge fan and the fact that Butch has allegedly pissed on every bit of furniture in any room he's ever stayed in. A degenerate act for a degenerate boozehound.