Yeah Shep just get some booze in and play Fifa with drinking rules. Something like double vodka and coke, 90th minute goal requires the players who concede to down their drink. Yellow card equals a 1/4 of a drink, two yellows equals a 1/2 and a straight red equals another drink being downed. Remember one time we started playing at 8pm Saturday night and I didn't get back to my home till 6am Sunday morning. The night ended with me passed out on a sofa and my mate finding a single gay lad on his facebook and giving the lad my number. Woke up to one of the stranger texts I've ever received.
Community and Thick of It
. Chuckled at you saying 'I AM A MAN' just after you mentioned The Thick Of It, as there's a famous scene where that line of dialogue is mentioned. If it was intentional you're a bloody god
If you think paranoia is scummy you should see what a lad in my school did to a sheep