WOOLCOCK

Good things come to those who wait Magic

Whoah, don't stop and say hello to everyone? That's not very nice Shep.

Joke, please don't lynch me

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Red Viper

^^I waited three years so I guess that's true. FREE things are always better though.

neither is a bad option. FIFA provides GREAT fun all the time. There have been times where we get too lazy to go out and just get high and play FIFA instead.


also 9 AM is fine, I got somewhat drunk last night and had a 8 o clock lab this morning. BE A MAN, SHEP.

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Shepard

paranoia is scummy WOOLCOCK


my housemates dont get high that often, it's weird. we're pretty competitive over fifa so it's definitely a fun way to spend a night. we're spending saturday night playing poker and fifa with a bunch of people which is always fun. i've got the community and thick of it boxsets i could start tonight too (figure caida will appreciate that )


I AM A MAN im just a sleepy drunk and its impossible to wake me at times after ive been pissed. i suppose im only in for an hour but my attendance sucked last semester and i got warned

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WOOLCOCK

Yeah Shep just get some booze in and play Fifa with drinking rules. Something like double vodka and coke, 90th minute goal requires the players who concede to down their drink. Yellow card equals a 1/4 of a drink, two yellows equals a 1/2 and a straight red equals another drink being downed. Remember one time we started playing at 8pm Saturday night and I didn't get back to my home till 6am Sunday morning. The night ended with me passed out on a sofa and my mate finding a single gay lad on his facebook and giving the lad my number. Woke up to one of the stranger texts I've ever received.

Community and Thick of It . Chuckled at you saying 'I AM A MAN' just after you mentioned The Thick Of It, as there's a famous scene where that line of dialogue is mentioned. If it was intentional you're a bloody god .

If you think paranoia is scummy you should see what a lad in my school did to a sheep .

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Shepard

im a dirty fifa player so id get hammered fairly quick at that.


best wake up texts i get are when ive run off and my housemates text me constantly asking where i am or that they've been banging on my door to no answer. took them about 3 months of it to give up

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WOOLCOCK

I'll say this, when you're drunk FIFA becomes the most addictive game I've ever played. We did a team match and I swear to christ when we got a late winner it felt like an ending to a sitcom episode where the heroes defeat the villains and Queen plays in the background.

At one stage I considered leaving my phone at home before heading out to prevent me sending some stupid text to someone whilst half-cut...and because I'd damaged my prior phone heading back from a night out .

Can't stop looking at your sig btw, my god at Show's face.

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Red Viper

just got high.

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also my friend broke my other friend's fifa disk while he was drunk(he fell on the xbox and the disk got scratched), so we can't play drunk fifa on xbox anymore as a rule.

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WOOLCOCK

Christ that sucks Magic. My mate had a hacked Xbox he got in Germany whilst he did a study year abroad, went back to visit him and others this September as I'd graduated and he gets the urge to buy the new Fifa, puts it in, updates the system, receives error message and his Xbox is useless. Forced us to walk 15 minutes to the next house carring an absurd amount of alcohol for 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Parents were looking at us worried that would be their kids in a few years.

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Red Viper

nah, it was hilarious from my perspective as he literally just fell forward with no warning and landed on top of the xbox.

also @ that story.

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