King Kenny

its okay. he's a jobber anyway

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Indeed.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

WOOLCOCK

KENNY, keep supplying us with an enviable amount of babes that would melt Hank Moody's knees and you can call yourself whatever you want.

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I can't help but keep imagining you as Ian Duncan now WOOLCOCK. (less scummy tho)

so you talking about the BABES makes me giggle. in a good way, of course.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

WOOLCOCK

I might have to get very drunk and invade this thread one day in the early hours of the morning and rattle off a pathethic rambling of a drunk and desperate man then. Wonder which lady I'll throw my advances towards and be met with swift crushing rejection.

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Do it towards two dames who are trying to win the love of another guy and just keep on embarrassing yourself.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

WOOLCOCK

Shame the chances of there being dames on this place are slim to none. Waiting for the day LC is revealed to be Dick Murdoch on account of all the subtle racial slurs.

Does this mean I have to find a Jeff Winger to be my mortal enemy who I envy each and every day for his uncontrollable swag and lavish lifestyle....at a community college?

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Yes. We all need to head on over to Colorado and find the first community college to live these scenarios.

Andy is starting to seem like the Jeff considering his GOD of CUNT status. Stiff competition for ya.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

WOOLCOCK

I dunno, Jeff is the moral compass who holds the group together and can deliver that award winning speech to bring them back from the brink of a breakup at the tip of the hat. Andy has the raw charismatic energy and degenerate boozehound approach to life that makes him a Jeff Winger candidate, but does he have the heart and soul man? Motherfucker's listened to enough Springsteen, Dylan and Warren Zevon to know about love, heartbreak and despair. But is that really enough?

I'd be down for community college. I demand we find ourselves a Leonard though. Preferrably one more tempted to cuss and stir the pot as well as throw shoes at the younglings.

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Shoot. Once again another caveat is revealed to ruin that plan. Maybe he could pull a rabbit out of his hat (or arse) and shock us all. Truth be told, Jeff has done some inspirational moments just for selfish means. I think Andy could roll into something of that sort. I'm only going by what I've read though. Can't say I've had as many conversations with him to know if he has a shred of heart in his lovely humorous body. (honestly only about wrestling and the occasional Hayley defense on my part)

That SCREAMS McQueen. I don't care if he tries to say otherwise. McQueen = Leonard.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.