Originally Posted by WANDERLEI SILVA CHRISTMAS ACCENT
Use the term "chuff" the next time you refer to the female vagina.
"YULETIDE LOG RIGHT UP THE CHUFF, HEN."
Make sure you say it in a Scottish accent. Slur the words slightly for best results.
I bet you VIVALABRAVE would slur the words perfectly.
I'm gonna try and get the phrase "Japs eye" into common usage. The Scottish vocabulary is fucking beautiful when it comes to genitalia.