So you'd be like a blend between Hunter Hearst Helmsly, JBL, and Bill Watts? Neat.
You'd never got over though. Chances are you'd actually try to 'wrestle' in your matches, your spot to seconds ratio would be terrible, and the crowd would boo your inability to hit a corkscrew 783 quadruple shooting star splash, off the top of a ladder, which in on top of a cage.
I meant if I were a pro wrestler. Something I actually thought of pursueing as a career a few years ago.
Same here bro.
I'm going for it. I'm going to start training at Truth Martini's House of Truth wrestling school which is basically down the street from my house. A graduate from there whose ring name is 'Lou Crank' hooked me up with Truth and they want me to train in the class that's starting at the end of this month. Too bad I have college right now, so I'm going to start at the H.O.T. next year.
Lou Crank is a regular customer at my dry cleaners, and a very good friend of my fathers. He wrestles locally and opened up in the last ROH event I went to that was here. Very cool guy, he's coming over to watch Bound for Glory Sunday.