Originally Posted by WOOLCOCK
Its like sniffing coke off a stripper's arsecheeks without enquiring about her hopes and aspirations in life. Its just not becoming of a gentleman.
And there is always etiquette to deviant sexual activities. Numero uno being that a woman may never ever under any circumstances stick an unsuspecting finger up a man's arse. Numerous dos being that a woman's prerogrative should be to give up the arse to her husband: once he knows he can have it he'll never want it again (Marcy Runkle's word is gospel).
Once a stripper has been with me their soul is crushed to the point where hopes and dreams are redundant. Men like me are the reason my mum told my sister not to fall into that line of work.
This second part is true to be fair, I always ask my girlfriend for a fair warning
I've started using Kiz's excuse of "having an itchy bum", although I think that was an invite to Alex in the chatbox rather than an excuse to paper over any potential cracks
in his relationships with any potential female suitors. There's another rule about anal that you missed out...
Never after curry night
Originally Posted by CHAMPviaDQ
This is roughly what you look like to me.
At least my posts won't be ignored now. Feels good being the most noticeable name in the 'current members online' box too