Hungover as shit but DAMN what a great night! Funniest thing in the world happened. There were these two latina grenades (when I say grenades I mean hippopotamus') who were sweating me. They thought I was Puerto Rican (go figure) and started to sandwich me on the dance floor. I went with it for about 20 seconds until I jetted straight to the bathroom and ran the fuck away. Boy was it scary! I thought I was gonna die.
But besides that I danced with my ex girlfriend who looked BANGIN' in a nice little dress. She was sexy as hell. I went on to dance with a few other chicks, and made out with one for a bit until her drunk ass was getting too sloppy.
Now that's a Sheikution.
Originally Posted by Derek
Words is Vince wants this at Mania.
I think I just came.