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**WOOLCOCK** · 03-03-2013, 04:32 PM

Brie and Plaza, life doesn't get any better really. Rashida Jones is also really underrated in terms of appearance. Incredibly cute.

**Ring General Daniels** · 03-03-2013, 04:42 PM

Ditto, but i would have chosen Pam over her too

**WOOLCOCK** · 03-03-2013, 04:46 PM

I assume you mean Pam from The Office? I remember her being incredibly cute but I only watched the odd episode. Rashida Jones has just gotten remarkably cute though the past season and a bit. I always thought she was attractive, but holy crap at how great she looks atm. Just sucks for her Brie and Plaza have been standouts for years now.

Also I'm taking the time to share the most underappreciated wonder of Parks & Rec. Rob Lowe dancing:

**McQueen** · 03-03-2013, 04:50 PM

Ever since i've made the comment over WOOLCOCK ejaculating into a gyro because its lamb meat i've been craving a gyro. I mean I really enjoy a gyro when it hasn't been ejaculated in.

Thats kinda fucked up, but thats how my mind works.

**WOOLCOCK** · 03-03-2013, 04:52 PM

I appreciate my hypothetical ejaculate giving you a food craving. I should use that line the next time I'm on the pull and see if I get a response.

**McQueen** · 03-03-2013, 04:56 PM

Concidering changing my username to BLACK BOX OF UNUSED PROPHYLACTICS at the other place. Thoughts WOOLCOCK.

**WOOLCOCK** · 03-03-2013, 04:59 PM

I approve.

The one about Ellie Kemper and your unremarkably average penis is still your best though. BLACK BOX OF LOVE isn't far behind, especially with the entire way that came about.

**McQueen** · 03-03-2013, 05:06 PM

I forgot about that Ellie Kemper one.

Longest username ever. It was like 20 words lol.

**WOOLCOCK** · 03-03-2013, 05:09 PM

The main page was stretched more than a girl's vagina at Fury's in Glasgow.

Good times man.

STEVEN VAN ZANDT'S SURPRISINGLY GREAT ACTING CAREER is my personal favourite. So random, so true and so brilliant in its own way.

**McQueen** · 03-03-2013, 05:17 PM

MIAMI STEVE!