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**King Kenny** · 02-21-2013, 03:49 AM

BLAZED KENNY

**Red Viper** · 02-21-2013, 03:51 AM

blazed kenny? da fuck kind of terminology are you aussies using, that's awful.

**King Kenny** · 02-21-2013, 03:52 AM

HIGH KENNY

**Craig** · 02-21-2013, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT

"My purse" tells me for sure she's talking about her actual purse. "My WEE purse..." that's different. What kind of girl is going to refer to her actual purse as a "wee purse?" "That big black bastard with the Scottish accent, he stuck his fist in my wee purse." If I'm a copper and some distressed bitch with fake tan and love bites on her ankles comes running up to me shouting that, first thing I'm going to think is, "Shit, some black gentleman just cunt punched this wee minx." If she drops the "wee" part then the first thing I'm going to think is, "Bitch was robbed."

There is a huge, huge, almost indescribable difference between the two, and it's all because of that one word. I don't think a non-Scot could truly understand that, but I can assure you, it's all in the "wee."

OH SHIT THAT WHOLE POST, THAT WHOLE FUCKING POST.

The word wee does just change everything, we are a strange, strange country.

A fucking fun country but a strange one.

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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT

Yeah, that was ridiculous, COCK. I'm glad you've never tried that since.

I'm waiting for the 29th of March to roll around so I can invade Firewater, which is where Craig will be. Then we'll form like Voltron and destroy seven sixteenths of the world. With our pricks.

22ND DEAR, 22ND, don't want you turning up on the wrong Friday. I mean I'll most likely be there that night anyway but the 22ND is my birthday and I doubt I'm gonna live/wake up on this continent.

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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT

People have been telling Craig and I that we should meet up for ages. We easily could if we decided on a place or he told me where he was going to get wasted that night and I show up, because we both frequent the same gutters pretty regularly at this point, but I'd rather we both unknowingly wind up in the same nightclub or something one night and bump into each other. That's where the story is at. If anybody lives to tell it, anyway.

Seriously, the moment we meet shall be a beautiful, beautiful thing.... and then you'll stick your finger in someone's wee purse.

I had a friend get ejected from FURYS last week for getting a handy on the dancefloor.

Fury's is an odd place.

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Originally Posted by GOD of CUNT

My old man watched World of Sport when he was a kid and will reference Mick McManus and shit from time to time. It's his one redeeming quality as a human being.

My granda's the same, although more about Big Daddy and "that chink with the stopwatch" (Kendo Nagasaki I think). He liked Dan Severn. That was it. Just Dan Severn in early 99.

I went over to someone's on Monday after uni to pick up my Home Improvement boxset (I know) and I ust got in two hours ago, two bottles of vodka and 3 litres of Frosty Jacks have been consumed, I sat in a room chain smoking with two 17 year old girls for an evening in a woman's bathrobe and I had to endure the bloody shite that is The Brits. WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS BEN HOWARD?

**Cloverleaf** · 02-21-2013, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by King Kenny

HIGH KENNY

You're becoming my new favourite, Kenny. I want to get high vicariously through you during the day. Not sure how that'll work, but i'll make it work.

**Seabs** · 02-21-2013, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by McQueen

No Headliner.

Seabs is a savage though until he watches BSG. Not that he'll ever read this post.

Is this now the thread where people talk about me behind my back? EVERYTIME I COME IN HERE.

One day....

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Originally Posted by Bubz

Sup? Thought I'd make a cameo in this thread.

WATCH DDT4 BUBZ. Or at least the last 30 minutes of the show.

Boulle · 02-21-2013, 10:03 AM

This is deffo a contender for the hangover hall of fame. Vodka has ruined my life and apparently i can text message in what can only be described as backwards chinese. I need putting down, after a maccies. Someone just put me out my misery.

**WOOLCOCK** · 02-21-2013, 10:09 AM

To quote the great Frank Sinatra "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy". I have never had a McDonalds after a drinking session. My friends swear down its a necessity when you're still feeling half cut from the night before though.

**McQueen** · 02-21-2013, 10:13 AM

A couple years ago me and my buddies had gone to the bar and we were all pretty drunk, we also all were hungry appearently. So since two of us drove my roomate and I drive to taco bell and the other two knuckleheads decided they wanted White Castle which is only acceptable food when you are drinking anyways.

Long story short, my ass burned the next day because I think I took like 20 shits, although it still sounded better than anything Cody listens too. NEVER AGAIN.