Obfuscation

It's not possible. I got that likable quality.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

BULLY

I'm actually nicer when I'm drunk. I'm a complete cunt when I'm sober.

Hanoi Cheyenne

BULLY

Hayley has good taste in music, movies and woman.

not as good as me, but still pretty good.

on the other hand, I'm drunk and could be completely wrong.

Hanoi Cheyenne

jokes Ive heard so far about Oscar Pistorius

-police are stumped

-hes guilty, doesnt have a leg to stand on

-hes innocent, police found footprints

-he doesnt remember what happened, he was leg-less at the time

-surprised he didnt do a runner

-youre pulling my leg with all this

-she must have gave him shoes for valentines day

Rush

shamelessly stolen but;

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

Footprints.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.

White man arrested for murder.

I got woken up at four in the morning by a big black male burgling my house.

I mistook the intruder for my gorgeous blonde girlfriend,

so I accidently fucked him up the arse.

It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

and my personal favourite;

What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...

20 years.

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BULLY

Rush I've always wanted to ask you, if you lift so much, why are you so fat.

No offence

Obfuscation

A whole bottle of the spiced variety in the kitchen.

Booze induced or not it sticks.

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We will sing as one in solidarity, we will sing together. And still we will be here - standing like statues.Brightly coloured, no use for camouflage.

Rush

a) i don't lift so much, and b) not exactly fat chief. Just nowhere near as fit as i could be if i didn't enjoy myself, binge on alcohol, drink a ton of soft drink and have a fairly crap diet.

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BULLY

Ah okay. No worries.