Screw Roethlisberger. I don't see an infamous SNL skit based on Terry Bradshaw. I see him going nude in a crap movie like "Failure to Launch."
It's not that I'm a fan of the Steelers, I just couldn't in good conscience cheer for Chicago or Green Bay
Our Adrian, which art in Minnesota
Hallowed be thy pigskin.
Thy Metrodome come.
Thy will be touchdown. On turf as it is in Minneapolis.
Give us this day our daily TOUCHDOWN ADRIAN PETERSON.
And forgive us our doubts, as we forgive those noobs that don't believe.
And lead us not into 3rd and 10
But deliver us from fail.
For thine is the speed, the power, and the win for ever and ever. Amen.