We will sign our stars. We will trash talk. We will give our team funny names. We will play up until November and anybody not in the top 15 will lose interest and fuck off and by February only the top 5 will bother.
I'll have you know I was 25'th in January but I kept at it a fought my way to finish a valiant 23'rd place (Also in the Top 2,000 of the Wigan Supporters)
So Bony 2013/14 managed by Crystal Palace fan Danny Boy looks like this