I actually cried when he tore his ACL. True story.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*
If anyone needs steals they should go after Quintin Berry. He likely won't play everyday when he cools off but god damn he's been in the league for only about a month now and already has 12 steals. Won't give you anything in HR or RBI but he'll get some R and SB.