re: WF Baseball Keeper League - Draft = Wed, Mar 6 @ 10pm CT. Lock keepers ASAP.
Trout, Ethier and Middlebrooks all day-to-day. Please stay alive, team. But read this spin:
Trout went 2-for-4 with a home run and three runs scored in Sunday's victory over the Blue Jays.
Spin: Trout's 0-for-4 effort Saturday snapped an 11-game hitting streak, but he got right back on track the next day by picking up multiple hits in a game for the 25th time this season. Though Trout has played in just 57 total games, he currently sits eighth in the AL in runs (51), first in batting average (.339), first in stolen bases (22), and seventh in OPS (.938.)
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*