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Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus (Kiss Me Arse Match)

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#1 · (Edited)

There may not be a championship on the line when Dolph Ziggler battles Sheamus at Extreme Rules, but there is something just as valuable at stake: pride. Because on Sunday, April 26, one Superstar will walk out the victor and one Superstar will be faced with complete and utter embarrassment when the two intense warriors battle in a Kiss Me Arse Match.

Since returning to WWE, the new-look Sheamus has set his sights on the “little guy,” inflicting pain on competitors who he considers WWE’s smaller Superstars. Unfortunately for The Showoff, he was one of The Celtic Warrior’s first targets, receiving a White Noise and Brogue Kick after his match on the March 30 Raw.

Despite suffering the brutal assault, a determined Ziggler returned to the ring with a vengeance less than two weeks later, helping lead his team to victory over Sheamus’ side in a Six-Man Tag Team Match. In response, the Irish tormentor inflicted another post-match attack a few days later on the embattled Ziggler, laying out the bleach-blond Superstar at ringside with a head-spinning Brogue Kick.

A fed-up Ziggler took aim at Sheamus with a scathing speech on SmackDown in London, prompting the mohawked Superstar to challenge the former World Heavyweight Champion to the first Kiss Me Arse Match at Extreme Rules. Traditional singles match rules will apply for the contest, but with a very untraditional stipulation: the loser must kiss the winner’s arse. There may not be anything more humiliating for a competitor to do than have to kiss his adversary’s backside. And at Extreme Rules, either The Celtic Warrior or The Showoff will be forced to go through with this extremely embarrassing act in front of the entire WWE Universe.

At WWE’s most extreme event of the year, will Sheamus back up his claim that bigger is better? Or will Ziggler steal the show and demonstrate to his larger rival that it’s the size of a Superstar’s heart that really matters?

Live on WWE Network, Sunday, April 26, witness David vs. Goliath, but this time, the story will have an extreme ending.​
 
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#194 ·
Re: If Ziggler kisses Sheamus' arse, his career is done.

Vince must get some perverse thrill from this. Does anyone think Dolph will actually win? He deserves better than he's getting.
This match has Vince written all over it. The toilet humor, the humiliation. The thing is, he doesn't need this angle to get the match over, but he's doing it anyways.

It's his ongoing war with smarks and Sheamus is simply his instrument. If Dolph does it, he'd be better off somewhere else provided he already has enough cash to tell Vince to go fuck himself.

In fact, all the so called "vanilla midgets" should just leave if they have enough money. Let Vince run his masturbatory circus of beef heads and burial masters and go make another company money. Vince's war with the smarks is costing him millions, so let him flush it down the drain while another company rises in it's place. We fans can only benefit from it.
 
#166 ·
Re: If Ziggler kisses Sheamus' arse, his career is done.

Good, guy has been a waste of space since he started overselling and substituted passive aggression as some sort of rebellious attitude.

Guys is past 30 and still acts like a teenager......guy needs to play a grown up and maybe people will take him serious
Wait, are we talking about the 37 year old with a Mohawk?
 
#18 ·
Re: Spoiler: Unique Gimmick Match

WWE once again making an arse of themselves here. This PPV man... They can at least make the diva match a kiss my feet match to make up for this whole wack card. Would love to see Nikki win and have Paige or Naomi whomever they have actually face her kiss both hers and Bries awesome feet. please. Lol.
 
#19 ·
Re: Spoiler: Unique Gimmick Match

WWE once again making an arse of themselves here. This PPV man... They can at least make the diva match a kiss my feet match to make up for this whole wack card. Would love to see Nikki win and have Paige or Naomi whomever they have actually face her kiss both hers and Bries awesome feet. please. Lol.
I like the way you think good sir. :cudi

:jay @ seeing Ziggler's or Sheamus's bare ass on a ppv.
 
#70 ·
Re: a kiss my ass match ? really ?

I don't mind the concept of the match. I can see how it would be useful for a "respect" storyline. But it doesn't mesh with these particular characters.

As far as you worrying about sexuality: it's still oiled up, muscle bound guys grappling and bumping bodies in underwear. No matter what the storyline is, whoever thinks wrestling is gay is going to call it gay regardless. Get over that already.
 
#143 · (Edited)
Re: If Ziggler kisses Sheamus' arse, his career is done.

I hope he is man enough to avoid doing it. Why must he humiliate himself like this? Fuck off WWE.

Why don't HHH puts himself in these type of situations. He has been the biggest ass-kisser I've ever known.
The most protected guy in the business...Hulk Hogan can be considered as someone as real easy to do business with compared to this guy. Unfortunately we'll never hear the truth about HGH from the current crop of talent due to the lack of a competitor that is powerful enough.
 
#164 ·
Re: If Ziggler kisses Sheamus' arse, his career is done.

They'll probably do some swerve in the end. This is probably the one time I actually want WWE to do some over booked BS to save face in front of the sponsors
 
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#169 ·
Re: If Ziggler kisses Sheamus' arse, his career is done.

Since they stress the Arse and not Ass its not going to be literal.

They want marks to think back to the Vince kiss my ass club

But it'll be a donkey suit, a live donkey, a picture or some crazy gimmick as a Troll to audience

Or Ziggler will grab mike say Sheamus face looks like arse and kiss him or his cheek

All to troll marks
 
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