mike adamle is the stupidest commentator
here is a list of bullshit mike adamle said on ecw..100th episode, this guy is supposed to be a professional, he's lame
He called a table a picnic table. Do you honestly think it sounds "extreme" to relate a foreign object to something little red riding hood eats lunch off of? I love how Stevie Richards had to correct him.
-He claimed this was Mike Knox's first Extreme Rules match. Was tonight Adamle's first visit to Earth?
-It was fantastic when Morrison asked Adamle "what move is that?" referring to a European uppercut, and Adamle was silent. Hilarious.
-It took a different wrestler joining Tazz and Mike in the booth for every segment in order to keep the commentary moving and prevent Tazz from hanging himself.
Cringe-Worthy Quotes:
"He's trying to send Dreamer to the penalty box!"
"He broke that paddle in half!" (It didn't break at all)
"It's off the charts my friend!"
In response to "Why don't you go jamaic-yourself crazy Mike," he proudly states, "I will later."
And finally, I guess when there's nothing else to say, just exclaim "Have Mercy!" And for good measure, repeat it about 10 times.
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