Re: Mike Adamle Discussion Thread
Adamle wasn't the Mona Lisa, he painted it.
He was also the first man on the moon. YEARS before that Armstrong fucker ever went. Word has it he goes there every weekend to inspire his unparallelled creativity.
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Suspects in Jeff Hardy's Staircase Mugging
The Brian Kendrick - In a drug deal gone horribly wrong
Youmanga - With an itchy...thumb
Psycotic Impact! Referee - Still on a warpath
Rikishi - May have done it for The Rock
Paul London (Zeke's bitch)
Hornswoggle (Small Chance)
Kung-Fu Naki - Rumor has it, that not EVERYONE like Kung-Fu Naki. May have been drunk.
Vickie Guerrero - Whilst riding in wheelchair
Braden Walker - Because he looked angry
Matt Hardy - Might want a real world title
Joey Mercury - b/c Jeff fucked up his face with a ladder
Grassy Knoll Gunman - MAVSFAN knows about these things
Mike Adamle - Hell-bent on screwing something up somehow
The Joker - for gimmick infringement (^not to be confused with previous suspect^)
Bret Hart - I mean c'mon, it IS Survivor Series, ok?
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