[Doddsy_V1]

lmao, The Tazz

Adamle for president

[Mr. Underrated]

Originally Posted by Headliner

I seriously want to know what Taz thought during the broadcast.

He's gotta be upset about this one...he really should get a pay increase over this.


Here's some more..Keller is KILLING HIM.

They cut to Tazz and Adamle at ringside. Adamle, with glasses on, was reading from a piece of paper and said, "You talk about destruction, WW (sic) tag team champions, Mike the Miz and John Morrison have the dubious distinction of taking on Kane and Undertaker." He said he's not so sure if that won't be a mismatch. He threw to a promo with Morrison and Miz. Seriously, was Adamle suffering effects from some medication he's been prescribed? He just didn't seem to have a normal adult level of competence when speaking and observing things in front of him. This is one of the most ridiculous things I've witnessed in pro wrestling in 30 years. He's just that bad.

[Jonez]

"He hot-tagged Kofi who hit Deuce with two big dropkicks, which Adamle called a "leg kick."

Epic

[CrimsonNW]

Mike Adamle makes Mother Teresa look like a child molester.

[MMA]

He called Miz and Morrison 'MNM'

Brought back memories imo

[Derek]

He had me at "reach out and touch someone, Michael."


ADAMLE 4 EVER~!!!!!

[ShamanOfSexy]

Originally Posted by CrimsonNW

Mike Adamle makes Mother Teresa look like a child molester.

LOL

I like this line from Keller:

Hey, that's a natural mistake to make if you've barely watched pro wrestling before getting the job as lead announcer on a national TV show.

[Mr. Underrated]

OK..here's the last one from the main event and Keller doesn't get any nicer.

3 -- MIZ & JOHN MORRISON vs. UNDERTAKER & KANE

Regarding Morrison, Adamle said: "You know, you have a tendency to look at this guy and say he's built like Tarzan, but he probably hits like Jane, unless you've seen him in the ring, because then it's a different story." What?! Where did that come from? Who has a tendency to say he looks like Jane who hasn't seen him in the ring? That just makes no sense.

Adamle said he doesn't know if there's a more intimidating entrance than when Undertaker walks into the arena. That was the only normal thing he said all hour, and it's so obvious and lame that on normal standards it'd be worthy of criticism, but it was a relief because he got Taker's name right and described what he did as an "entrance

After the break, Miz and Morrison were on the attack against Taker. Taker came back with a barrage of punches. Adamle said with confidence that Morrison was the person Taker was hitting. Taker gave Morrison a boot to the face. Adamle called it "a knee to the chest." Tazz corrected him by saying, "The flat boot to the face of Morrison." It never ends. If you didn't see this, you can't imagine how bad Adamle really was. Kane tagged in. Miz chop blocked him from behind and applied a leglock. Adamle called it a figure-four. Tazz said, "Not really. It's more of a leg bar." Miz and Morrison isolated Kane for the next two minutes. When Miz reached to tag Morrison, Adamle said, "Reach out and tag someone, Michael." Morrison and Taker each got simultaneous hot-tags. Taker and Kane finished Miz and Morrison with stereo chokeslams. Taker finished Morrison with the Tombstone.

[Headliner]

Taz will demand a pay increase or break kaybabe by doing a shoot on Mikey or choking him out.

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Headliner

Taz will demand a pay increase or break kaybabe by doing a shoot on Mikey or choking him out.

That would be hilarious, but wrong. It'd be like The Predator fighting a puppy.