Listen son, you need a lesson in quality over quantity. Look at pagi's post count to join date, then look at yours. When pagi makes a post, everyone knows it will be big. It's kind of like a Rock appearance. In a lot of ways, pagi is the Rock of this board. You on the other hand, are more like the Funaki of this board.
I've only ever cried at two movies. Marley and Me, and 50/50.
Didn't cry watching it but can understand how someone would. It was legitimately depressing. If the guy hadn't survived, that would have been an immense downer. Watched it with my mates a couple of months back, they thought the same thing tbh.
Anyway, E.T. I was a kid when I watched it but that's the last movie which made me cry. Can't remember any others tbh.