Could you fucking imagine, like J.K Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson going "WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN SUCKING DICK? I WANT THOSE PICTURES NOW!!"
'Twas the nizzle before christmizzle, and all through the hizzle. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. Fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Claus and his bag.. To bring the good homies and bitches their swag.'