a life-size replica of which is being sold for $30,000
'user reviews' are hilarious
By Joffrey Baratheon
from 1 Red Keep, King's Landing, Westeros
About Me Collector, Kingly, The rightful heir
Comments about this product:
As rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms and Lord of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, this chair truly lived up to my expectations. It is uncomfortable at times, yes, but my mother insists that men who wish to hold positions of power must first be willing to sacrifice their own body. This is an undertaking fit for a king such as I.
However, I am afraid that I am putting a hold on all orders of this item. All orders that are currently placed have been canceled (looking at you, Stannis). We will be selling miniature replicas if it so pleases.
WAS THIS A GIFT?:Yes
BOTTOM LINE Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
Yeah I can't wait for this show. Found these two versions of the theme by the same guy, one acoustic the other metal. I love them both.
Wow.. those were pretty awesome! Esp. the metal one. Cant wait for the 3rd season to start.
I want Arya to kill Joffrey whenever that happens. I want her to chop his dick off in season 3 and see his peasants call him "A dickless king" for the entire season and show him crying about it in every episode..... then kill him off in Season 4.