Re: Reccomendations for live Stand-Up Comedy shows?
Mitch Hedberg was great too. The majority of people I know don't get his type of humor at all but I find him hilarious. His routine was always the most random thoughts and ramblings that had occurred to him that day / week.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.