Shooting the birds down from the trees
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Salma Hayek.
Re: Nic Cage as Superman (Pictures)
Superman in vegas
Lex luther takes control of a 747 jet full of prisoners set to crash into a las vegas casino. Superman doesn't give a shit and bangs a hooker on the strip instead. Feels guilt for not averting tragedy so gets his face transplanted with John Travolta but something goes horribly wrong. Becomes alchoholic bangs Elizabeth Shue and dies of alcohol poisoning. Comes back as an angel to warn people of the dangers of buying weapons from dodgy arms dealers. The end.