Convinced Vince to make me a Main-Eventer
Join Date: Sep 2009
Re: Films everybody loves, but you hate
Cabin in the Woods. Why do people like this film? I get it, Joss Weadon is awesome, but the man isn't perfect and is capable of a hell of a lot better. The jokes arn't funny, the deconstruction element isn't at all subtle and all the characters made me want to strangle them with a electrical cord, with the exception of Amy Acker and Sigourney Weaver. Joss can do clever witty comedy, Serenity and Avengers prove that, but it isn't present here. The parody element is only slightly above Sletzer and Frieberg garbage. It had good ideas, but did them poorly.
Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame