Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger returns as CONAN!!!
Boo. Conan the Barbarian is a batshit crazy John Milius classic despite Arnold's presence in it. Arnold is a terrible Conan. Conan is supposed to be lean, feral and panther-like...and above all, Conan has VOCABULARY.
I love Arnold, but fuck...the studios get all panicky because the reboot tanked. Guess what, it didn't tank because of a lack of Arnold, it tanked because it sucked.
There will never be a real Conan adaptation on screen.