-Joker has the whole Batfamily (Alfred, Babs, Dick, Damian, Jason, and Tim) at a dinner table tied up with hoods over their heads
-Each member has a serving plate and something hidden underneath a lid in front of them
-Joker takes off their hoods and they all have bloody bandages over their heads
-Joker tries to scare them into thinking he cut their faces off...
-Then he lifts the trays and shows them their faces
-Exposition horror yadda yadda
-Joker claims he knows who Batman is
-Bruce claims he knows who Joker is
-Batman gets out
-Joker was bluffing, faked the cut off faces
-Joker gets away
-Two headed lion cub is cute...but what's that?
-Kitten blows up and EVERYONE gets hit with Joker gas
-They go apeshit and attack each other
They get better
-Bruce finds Joker's notebook with all their info...its completely empty
-Joker doesn't know who ANY of them are
-Bruce tries to get together with the whole Batfamily, everyone lies or ignores Bruce except Dick but none show
-Bruce tells Alfred that Joker actually does know he is Batman
-Retells story of around the time he adopted Dick
-Bruce went to Arkham to question Joker about a Joker card
-Thing is...he goes as Bruce Wayne, not Batman
-Joker shoots Bruce a look as if to say "I know you're Batman now"
-Bruce says it doesn't matter that Joker knows, Joker doesn't care. It would "ruin his fun" if Batman was anyone other than "Batman"
-Bruce broods in the cave
-The computer says it detected a hidden element in the Joker gas
-Hahnuum or something
-Its Symbol is...
-One last shot of one of the flies on the computer