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Borias · 07-10-2012, 08:34 PM

We won't have to sit through another origin story of Batman in this. That alone means it will be better.

**JOAL.com** · 07-10-2012, 08:50 PM

vaguely sure the origins of batman, superman and spider-man are more well known today than the origins of jesus

Borias · 07-10-2012, 09:08 PM

That's because God is a stingy bastard and doesn't let just anyone buy the rights to his sons origin story.

**JOAL.com** · 07-10-2012, 09:10 PM

maybe its about time we gave jesus and God a gritty reboot

**MrMister** · 07-10-2012, 09:19 PM

Old Testament God is pretty gritty.

**JOAL.com** · 07-10-2012, 09:48 PM

thats more like anti hero god

i mean like more realistic. like what if god, instead of living in heaven, lived in tijuana? and instead of the devil, the bad guy was just a dude in a red costume, not immortal, and just the leader of a international organisation. and instead of mystic powers, he kicks ass using bad kung fu and psuedo real technology

**MrMister** · 07-10-2012, 10:04 PM

Old Testament God is more like a villain protagonist. Worst deity ever.

You're onto something with the Tijuana idea. Start the script.

Borias · 07-10-2012, 10:09 PM

God: "I already worked 6 fucking days building their world. What the hell else do they want from me? Haven't I earned the right to take the rest of eternity off?"

**JOAL.com** · 07-10-2012, 10:12 PM

did you see superman vs the elite?

its really cool

also, old testament God may not be the nicest guy around, but he sure beats zeus. that guy bangd every woman under the sun and never paid child support, and created nonstop disasters for no reason

atleast old testament God had some excuses. like butt sex. except for Gob. that was just a dick move

**MrMister** · 07-10-2012, 10:15 PM

Zeus never claimed to be a good guy though. Pretty sure he prided himself in being a douchebag.

That whole flood thing was worse than any dickish move Zeus ever did.

God talk is still on topic btw. Batman is God. The real God.