Ha, my husband loves The Dirt! Too funny.
K. Not a guy. Not a hipster. Just a boring old woman who reads a lot because her party days are far behind her. I'm out of ideas for things to read and was hoping to discover something new and interesting from this thread, hence the question. If you legit want my list for this year, here it is.
1. Before They Are Hanged - Joe Abercrombie
2. Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer
3. Pawn of Prophecy - David Eddings
4. Queen of Sorcery - David Eddings
5. Magician's Gambit - David Eddings
6. Castle of Wizardry - David Eddings
7. Enchanter's End Game - David Eddings
8. Spellwright - Blake Charlton
9. Spellbound - Blake Charlton
10. Midnight at the Well of Souls - Jack Chalker (reread)
11. Exiles at the Well of Souls - Jack Chalker (reread)
12. The Black Swan - Mercedes Lackey
13. Illegal Alien - Robert J. Sawyer
14. WWW: Watch - Robert J. Sawyer
15. WWW: Wait - Robert J. Sawyer
16. WWW: Wonder - Robert J. Sawyer
17. Last Argument of Kings - Joe Abercrombie
18. The Black Prism - Brent Weeks
19. The Terminal Experiment - Robert J. Sawyer
20. Ruthless - Sara Shepard
21. Calculating God - Robert J. Sawyer
22. Witch and Wizard - James Patterson
23. Witch and WIzard: The Gift - James Patterson
24. Witch and Wizard: The Fire - James Patterson
25. Daughter of the Empire - Raymond Feist
26. Servant of the Empire - Raymond Feist
27. Mistress of the Empire - Raymond Feist
28. The Magicians - Lev Grossman
29. The Magician King - Lev Grossman
30. And The Devil Will Drag You Under - Jack Chalker
31. The Red Pyramid - Rick Riordan
32. The Throne Of Fire - Rick Riordan
33. Starplex - Robert J. Sawyer
34. The Lost Hero - Rick Riordan
35. A Blight Of Mages - Karen Miller
36. Out Of Oz - Gregory Maguire
37. The Son Of Neptune - Rick Riordan
38. Geek Wisdom - Stephen H. Segal
39. Quest For The Well Of Souls - Jack Chalker (reread)
40. Factoring Humanity - Robert J. Sawyer
41. Perfect Shadow - Brent Weeks
42. Maze Of Bones - Rick Riordan et al.
43. One False Note - Rick Riordan et al.
44. The Sword Thief - Rick Riordan et al.
45. Beyond The Grave - Rick Riordan et al.
46. The Black Circle - Rick Riordan et al.
47. In Too Deep - Rick Riordan et al.
48. The Viper's Nest - Rick Riordan et al.
49. The Emperor's Code - Rick Riordan et al.
50. Into The Gauntlet - Rick Riordan et al.
51. Vespers Rising - Rick Riordan et al.
52. The Return Of Nathan Brazil - Jack Chalker (reread)
53. The Pledge - Kimberly Derting
54. Twilight At The Well Of Souls - Jack Chalker (reread)
55. The Replacement - Brenna Yovanoff
56. The Medusa Plot - Rick Riordan et al.
57. A King's Ransom - Rick Riordan et al.
58. Krondor's Suns: Prince Of The Blood - Raymond Feist
59. Krondor's Sons: Buccaneer - Raymond Feist
60. A Jungle Of Stars - Jack Chalker
61. Shadow of a Dark Queen - Raymond Feist
62. Rise of a Merchant Prince - Raymond Feist
63. Rage of a Demon King - Raymond Feist
64. Shards of a Broken Crown - Raymond Feist
65. The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
66. The Whitefire Crossing - Courtney Schafer
67. Blackout - Connie Willis
68. All Clear - Connie Willis
69. Bio Of A Space Tyrant: The Iron Maiden - Piers Anthony
70. Mindscan - Robert J. Sawyer
71. The Dragons Of Ordinary Farm - Tad Williams
72. The Secrets Of Ordinary Farm - Tad Williams
73. Catching Fire - Suzanne Collins
74. Mockingjay - Suzanne Collins
75. Wizard Of The Pigeons - Megan Lindholm
76. A Wizard Of Earthsea - Ursula LeGuin
77. The Tombs of Atuan - Ursula LeGuin
78. The Farthest Shore - Ursula LeGuin
79. Tehanu - Ursula LeGuin
80. The Other Wind - Ursula LeGuin
81. Myth-Gotten Gains - Robert Asprin
82. Myth-Chief - Robert Asprin (reread)
83. Myth-Fortunes - Robert Asprin
84. Frameshift - Robert J. Sawyer
85. The Collected Stories of Oz - L. Frank Baum (reread)
86. Through The Ice - Piers Anthony & Robert Kornwise (reread)
87. Flatland - Edwin A. Abbott
88. Bridge Of Dreams - Jacqueline Carey
89. Grave Mercy - Robin LaFevers
90. E. Godz - Robert Asprin
91. The Cat Who Walked Through Walls - Robert Heinlein
92. The Eye of the World - Robert Jordan (reread)
93. Red Planet - Robert Heinlein
94. The Cold Cash War - Robert Asprin
95. Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
96. The Number of the Beast - Robert Heinlein
97. The Wizard of 4th Street - Simon Hawke
98. The Wizard of Whitechapel - Simon Hawke
99. The Wizard of Camelot - Simon Hawke
100. The Wizard of Sunset Strip - Simon Hawke
101. The Wizard of Rue Morgue - Simon Hawke
102. The Samurai Wizard - Simon Hawke
103. The Wizard of Santa Fe - Simon Hawke
104. The Moon is a Harsh Mistress - Robert Heinlein
105. Incarnate - Jodi Meadows
106. Stardust - Neil Gaiman
107. Death's Daughter - Amber Benson
108. The Serpent's Shadow - Rick Riordan
109. Cat's Claw - Amber Benson
110. Serpent's Storm - Amber Benson
111. Two Truths and a Lie - Sara Shepard
112. To Sail Beyond the Sunset - Robert Heinlein
113. Time Enough for Love - Robert Heinlein
114. How to be Death - Amber Benson
115. Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident - Eoin Colfer
116. Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Eoin Colfer
117. Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception - Eoin Colfer
118. Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony - Eoin Colfer
119. Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox - Eoin Colfer
120. Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex - Eoin Colfer
121. Wizard of Lovecraft Cafe - Simon Hawke
122. The Last Wizard - Simon Hawke
123. The Reluctant Sorcerer - Simon Hawke
124. The Inadequate Adept - Simon Hawke
125: The Ambivalent Magician - Simon Hawke
126: The Killing Moon - N.K. Jemisin
127: Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang - Kate Wilhelm
128: Men at Arms - Terry Pratchett
129: Snuff - Terry Pratchett
130. Home From The Sea - Mercedes Lackey
131. Redshirts - John Scalzi
132. Cover - Rick Riordan et al
133. Knot Geiss - Piers Anthony
134. Wildcards - George R. R. Martin
135. Melchior's Fire - Jack Chalker
136. Kaspar's Box - Jack Chalker
137. Automated Alice - Jeff Noon
138. Up In A Heaval - Piers Anthony (reread)
139. The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents - Terry Pratchett
140. Undisputed: How to Become World Champion in 1,372 Easy Steps - Chris Jericho
141. A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex - Chris Jericho
142. Talon of the Silver Hawk - Raymond Feist
143. King of Foxes - Raymond Feist
144. Exile's Return - Raymond Feist
145. Flight of the Nighthawks - Raymond Feist
146. Into a Dark Realm - Raymond Feist
147. Wrath of a Mad God - Raymond Feist
148. Island of the Sequined Love Nun - Christopher Moore
149. The Last Guardian - Eoin Colfer
150. Kill Me Softly - Sarah Cross
151. Krondor: The Betrayal - Raymond Feist
152. The Free Lunch - Spider Robinson
That's the 2012 list. I have my 2011 list on this computer as well, if you want it. Before that I only kept track sporadically. Mainly because I was working insane hours, finishing my master's degree, and really really high. Point being, I read a LOT and I'm always looking for new books. Some of what I read ends up being crap, inevitably, but I like to at least try for things that seem interesting, and for the most part I'm interested in speculative fiction (sff). So if you have any useful suggestions, I'm totally down to listen.