Originally Posted by Bruiser Blasko
(500) Days of Summer.
I've been itching to see this since I first laid eyes on the trailer. Absolutely fantastic, most likely the best 'romance' this year.
Yeah, i really need to see that.
One-Eyed Monster (2008)
I'm usually highly against giving away any sort of plot details in reviews, even ones not really regarded as spoilers (one wonders how i don't hate Ebert's reviews...) but there's no way i can explain this without giving away something
Group of pornstars and film crew go to cabin in the mountains to shoot a film.
Surprise-surprise, they're snowed in and cut off from civilisation.
From there on it's your everyday story of Ron Jeremy's dick being possessed by aliens and trying to kill anything that moves by f'n it to death.
You guessed it, B-movie horror comedy!
The whole thing looks like it was shot for £12.50, the acting is mostly below average (since most are pornstars and unknowns) and you know it's bad news when the director also wrote, produced AND scored the thing (unless he's Robert Rodriguez), but it's actually a pretty fun little flick.
Grab a few mates, pizza and beer, and you've got yourself a night.
Just to save a lot of you a lot of time and bandwidth, it's not
a softcore porn flick.
There's a grand total of one (1) sighting of skin.
Well, unless you count the plastic cock monster...