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Join Date: Jan 2004
Re: Rate & Mini-Summarize the Last Movie You Saw
A young man who hates his life is pretty much abducted by this strange (yet very hot) woman who then takes him to a man named Sloan who tells him his father was an assassin, a member of the 1,000 year old Fraternity. He is told that his father was killed by a rogue member of the group.
He then gets the crap kicked out of him until he's ready to fight back. He eventually is ready, and starts off with a couple of small hits.
I won't go into much more detail, mainly because I don't feel like spoiling the plot, and because it gets crazy after that.
It followed the comic to some degree, but for the most part was different. The comic was about super villains, not assassins. And the comic version would've been rated NC-17.
Other than getting to see Angelina Jolie's bare ass and hearing Morgan Freeman call someone a mother fucker, it was an okay film. Could have been better, could have been much worse.