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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Re: Rate & Mini-Summarize the Last Movie You Saw
The Burning Dead
A micro-budget horror film so obscure that you can find next to no information about it on the internet, including no IMDB page. It may be one of the most unintentionally hilarious films of all time. All around terrible acting with an extremely contrived script and wooden delivery. Crappy camerawork and cheap special effects too.
Some guy has hallucinations about people who died in a fire from his childhood home, so he goes back to the neighborhood to try and relieve the strain. The hallucinations get worse, but it turns out they are real. His cousin stays to help him but gets killed by some guy who has something to do with witchcraft or something. Then the first guy kills that guy, and the protaginist gets some girl or something. You aren't going to see it so don't worry about it really.
Actual movie rating: 1.5/10
Craptastic factor: 8/10
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