General Movie Discussion Thread Part VI: Civil War
Spoiler for Movie Thread Lore:
The timeless art of watching film has been forever altered, as a great intergalactic civil war has broken out between the regulars of the movie thread. There are heroes on both sides. Prequel sympathizers are everywhere.
For thousands of generations members of the film thread have freely discussed film without opposition. Now, they face the considerable threat of the Rebel Alliance, a group determined to destroy hipster culture at any cost.
A still image of a single wheelchair laying dormant on a desolate battlefield full of corpses and broken copies of the Paul Walker film Running Scared has captured the hearts of neutrals worldwide, resulting in widespread demand that a peace treaty be signed between the two parties.
The rebels have other plans. Refusing to conform to the fascist old world ideal of "watching whatever you enjoy", they have begun construction on a super weapon that is said to be capable of destroying the entire country of France...