Location: ROYAL RUMBLE AUCTION DRAFT THREAD (wrestling fantasy games section)
THE DARK ANDRE'S title presentation and post match promo...
Itís time to settle down bitches because the new TDL Sportís Division champion is here to start a new era of domination, with full support from the Brendan World Order. Iím also going to lay down some home truths to these punks who think that theyíre on my level. Lets start with my opponent from the main event of ĎSecond Waveí.
I expect you to eat humble pie and sit back down in the corner with the rest of the unwashed non premium members, imperfect poster. The RODGERSBOX is a place for champions and thereís a reason why youíre not invited. You might be a baseball fan but I was the one who hit a home run in that last match.
Iím sorry, that titleís yours? Last time I checked that belt was in my possession and as Brendan Rodgers would tell you possession is nine tenths of the law. I might be all about Rodgersí passing philosophies but there is no way that Iím ever going to be passing this belt to you sunshine. Iíll give you credit for trying junior, but even John Ruddy wouldnít have been able to save your debate from me.
Fact of the matter is this; you spent a week preparing your silver medal level effort while I was on exile from this forum. 10 PM UK time the night before the deadline was when I started, three hours later and out came magic. No, Iím not talking about that taxi dwelling idiot. My worst beat your best. Just wait until I take this thing seriouslyÖ
Next up is a respected rival of mine. Weíve had battles over who has won the smileys and gifs, but Iím sure thereís a chance we could do battle over the TDL Sportís Division title.
Pff, i would've crushed Andre. Just need to beat Brye now
Wait a minuteÖyou would have crushed me? Let me remind you that you lost to imperfect poster in the previous round. I know your eyes are tiny anyway, but you definitely wonít see whatís coming next.
As for Brye, if you make it through, I hope you realise that star ratings wonít get you anywhere pal. The only thing that is going to be rated ***** is my next debate. Get ready to write a lengthy review for my next winning effort, you DVD thread dwelling nerd.
Finally, itís title presentation time. Now I think you all know that Iím not a generic champion, so thereís no way that Iím wearing a generic belt around my waste. No offence to i$e, but Iím going to be on another level in comparison to all of those other champions. Apologies in advance, but Iíve made a few customisations to your precious championship. Actually, hold on. You didnít vote for me, so FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Just you wait until I make the jump to Sports to unify the titles and bury the entire Debate League roster.
I'm going to take CGS's (bWo mark numbah 1 ) MITB briefcase and cash in on you if you win your next match, son. If you stay in your current TDL form you're going to be humbled by me, so I think it's time for you to evolve or become extinct...