BROOKS WASN'T HERE
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: MAMMY'S LIL' BASTARD
Re: TDL II: SECOND WAVE - THE CARD
I’m so gutted I decided to try and be clever with my debate and pose it as a question that got answered at the end because the second I win one of these things, the trash talk is getting turned up to 11.
You want me to be your HYPE~! spokesman? I can fucking hype fucking anything.
You want me to hype a pea? It’s the greenest, roundest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life. There’s nothing greener or rounder that is also green and round. Green shit covers half the earth. You know what? Fuck the sea, the sea don’t mean shit. It’s just wet bollocks. Green shit IS what the earth IS. And we all know the earth’s atmosphere is round because we’ve fucking seen it from space pictures on the internet or the news maybe. There is nothing more symbolic of everything we are, everything we stand for, everything that fucking defines us as a species than the fucking pea. You don't have to worship the pea, but you must love it because it is you, it is me, it is us. It is fucking everything that matters.
There. Pea hyped, bitches.
Last edited by AryaAnark; 06-21-2013 at 02:59 PM.