If I really don't like someone, I call them a Tony Schiavone.---Ron Funches
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Washington D.C.
Re: TDL XVII: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW - THE RESULTS
Most people have a 50% chance of winning. Unless it's a 4 way, then they have a 25% chance. But, I'm not most people. Regardless of the set up, I always have a 100% chance of winning. How? Pretty simple. When I lose, it's negated by the fact that I actually won, via beating myself. Pretty simple.
What's not pretty simple is that, despite nobody beating me, I don't get a push, damn sure don't get a title shot and get saddled with a rookie tag team partner. So, to continue the tradition, I beat him, which offsets the fact that our team lost, so that's actually a draw for me. Nobody beat ME except for ME. But, I beat somebody else, which means I didn't really get beat.
And some people say, 'EC, you're not gonna get a title shot like that because it still knocks you down the rankings.' Yeah, well, fuck your rankings because in my rankings, I'm currently undefeated and based upon that, I should be champion. But, I'm not. And make no mistake about it, Seabs is a worthy champion. Came pretty damn close to beating me but couldn't do it because I always win. But, let's real, that title don't mean shit.
The only title that matters to me is the FTW Division Championship. Or, should I say the Fuck The Wrestling Division Championship. Because...fuck the Wrestling Division Championship. It lost all credibility when the only legitimate undefeated debater has yet to receive a shot at it. I've beaten EVERYBODY I've faced and NOBODY has beaten me and guess what? They never will.
But, Seabs or whoever the fuck is holding that piece of scrap metal when the time comes and you face the real champion, you'll be just another victim. Because I will win that belt and piss on it. No unification because I'll be damned if I merge that piece of shit with the sexy muthafucka in my sig.
I'm the FTW Division Champion. And the Path of Rage begins. And I'm leaving a trail of dead bodies on my journey to the top, as the only champion that matters and the only debater that matters in TDL.
BEAT ME IF YOU CAN...BUT NOBODY BEATS ME, I ONLY BEAT MYSELF.