Re: TDL XVII: ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW - THE RESULTS
Hey MichaelDD, you won't be feeling so friendly after I goad you into a Social debate and bend you over six ways from Sunday. Meet me in a Social and you will know the wrath of the TDL's intellectually superior race. And the mildly amused displeasure of their King.
Hanoi, tell Seabs you are forfeiting your right to a rematch. Do the right thing. Don't let your family sit through that again.
And so, to Digby the Giant Dog or whatever your name is. You think you have a chance because you won a 'number 1 contender' match? Pay attention, you swegless fool. Winning a number 1 contender match in the Social division entitles you to nothing more than a rape with a written invitation. My only advice is to invest in some soothing arse cream.
Because you're going to get stretched. Even a jumbo tub of Vaseline isn't going to save your arse from whistling me a tune. I'm going to turn you out and twist you up into a shape your own mother doesn't even recognise. Seriously, she's going to look at the corpse I leave and say 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?' And thus your birth and death will come full circle.
Seriously, Rugby, winning that Number 1 Contender's match was the worse fucking decision you ever made. Enjoy the tiny sliver of spotlight shining on you right now. Because when we meet in TDL, I am the end of your world. I am the pestilence that will hinder your rise to the top. I am the famine that will starve your dreams of glory. I am the war you will be routed in. I am the death that awaits your title ambitions. That's right. I am the fucking Apocalypse.
All will fall.