03-21-2014, 04:18 PM
Join Date: Jan 2010
The Debate League PROFILE SERIES
This is the first in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Height: 5'10" (there are unverified claims listing WOOLCOCK closer to 6'1", but my research staff has yet to find conclusive evidence)
Weight: 172 lbs., soaking wet. Just over 12 stone, for you weird folk.
Billed from: Wrexham, Wales
Actually from: Wrexham Upon Hull
Interests: Manchester United, fitba generally, sheepshagging, going on holidays, distasteful jokes about deceased celebrities / sportsfolk, something called "safe standing"
Favourite Fictional Sports Team: FC United
Languages written: The Queen's feckin' English
Favourite current athlete: (tie) Roy Keane aka "the better Keane" and Jermain Defoe
Favourite quote(s): "like a clown running across a minefield" / "Christ on a bendy bus"
Favourite musicians: Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen
Tastes like: Peaches
Card Placement: Upper / Main Event
Gimmick: Self-deprecating, sheepshagging Welshman
Catchphrase: "If you're lookin' for the fella who sexes 'em in Wrexham, I'm 'im!"
TDL Claim to fame: Former Wrestling Division champion (TDL V - TDL VIII)
Tag Teams: The Rose Brothers (w/ Seabs)
Strengths: Extensive vocabulary, detail-oriented
Weaknesses: Easily distracted when writing near a farm
Biggest Rival: The Lady Killer
Last edited by ZOMBO : 03-27-2014 at 01:26 PM.