This is THE area where we've collected the profiles of our esteemed Debate League competitors. With helpful input from each of you, I'll update the OP with new profiles as they become available. Click the appropriate link below to jump to any individual's personal profile within the thread, or feel free to peruse and comment as you please. You'll notice I have edited various profiles after receiving helpful suggestions from you, the TDL UNIVERSE~!
This is the first in a series of fun, informative spotlight pieces as a means to better get to know some of our fellow Debate League competitors. The following has been absolutely verified through my independent research and imagination.
Tale of the Tape
Height: 5'10" (there are unverified claims listing WOOLCOCK closer to 6'1", but my research staff has yet to find conclusive evidence) Weight: 172 lbs., soaking wet. Just over 12 stone, for you weird folk. Age: 22
Billed from: Wrexham, Wales Actually from: Wrexham Upon Hull Interests: Manchester United, fitba generally, sheepshagging, going on holidays, distasteful jokes about deceased celebrities / sportsfolk, something called "safe standing" Favourite Fictional Sports Team: FC United Languages written: The Queen's feckin' English Languages spoken: Favourite current athlete: (tie) Roy Keane aka "the better Keane" and Jermain Defoe Favourite quote(s): "like a clown running across a minefield" / "Christ on a bendy bus" Favourite musicians: Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen Tastes like: Peaches
Division: Wrestling Alignment: Face Card Placement: Upper / Main Event Gimmick: Self-deprecating, sheepshagging Welshman Catchphrase: "If you're lookin' for the fella who sexes 'em in Wrexham, I'm 'im!" TDL Claim to fame: Former Wrestling Division champion (TDL V - TDL VIII) Tag Teams: The Rose Brothers (w/ Seabs) Strengths: Extensive vocabulary, detail-oriented Weaknesses: Easily distracted when writing near a farm Biggest Rival: The Lady Killer